haroldmalikpayne:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT SHIRT

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liamopyne:

LIAM OMG

I’M SO ANGRY. I’VE NEVER BEEN ANGRIER. HOW DARE LIAM PAYNE WEAR THESE SWEATPANTS FROM THE SCENE OF THE BOXER THIEVING CRIME. HOW DARE HE WEAR THESE SWEATPANTS WHERE HIS FULL PENIS WAS ALMOST OUT. HOW DARE HE TALK ABOUT HIS PENIS, THEN STAND THERE LIKE THIS. HOW DARE LIAM PAYNE LIFT HIS SHIRT UP SO HE CAN STICK HIS THUMBS INTO THE WAISTBAND OF THESE SWEATPANTS. HOW DARE HE PRESS HIS THUMBS AGAINST HIS SKIN AND RUN THEM ALONG HIS PUBES. HOW DARE HE SEND ELECTRIC SENSATION ALONG HIS OWN BODY BY PUTTING HIS THUMBS IN HIS PANTS AND BRUSHING AGAINST SKIN. HOW DARE HE PUT HIS HANDS SO CLOSE TO HIS DICK. HOW DARE HE FIDGET AND FUSS IN HIS DICK REGION. HOW DARE HE DRAW ATTENTION TO HIS DICK. HOW DARE HE. I’M SHAKING WITH RAGE. I HAVE A SWEATY FURY MOUSTACHE. MY SKIN IS BOILING OFF. HOW VERY DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

punkassliam:

jesssgarciaa:

punkassliam:

ZAYN FOLLOWED LIAM

But did liam followed back..

Fuck Liam hes a weak bitch

@Luke5SOS 5sos are trash !

  • In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
  • In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
  • In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
  • Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
  • In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
  • Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
  • In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
  • Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

yelchin:

how is it possible for someone to be THIS cute? someone explain

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parchedforpaynis:

 Liam’s fantastic solo and his harmonies with Zayn (and group) through to the end of the song. Excellent solos from Zayn and Harry as well! All around eargasm.

Summer Love, Last TMH tour date (11/3/13, Tokyo)


Louis vs. moths - August 5th, 2014

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.